*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!
put it back
Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again
-LOUD UNATTRACTIVE SNORT-
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Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
— Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings.
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Anonymous said: Neither but guy 1 if you really want one
Anonymous said: Neither guy 1 or 2. All three of you sound like a damn train wreck.
It is a weird situation. I agree. Hence the asking of advice.
Anonymous said: You are a lovely person and this is a great blog! Have a great day c:
I need advice.
So I’ve been having a physical fwb relationship with Guy number 1 and dating Guy number 2 (no sex). Guy 1 and I have complicated feelings for each other… more than friends basically. He admitted he loved me. I know I don’t love him, but I do have feelings for him. The downside is, I know my family would hate him and he has no ambition in life. And his feelings for me seem to only manifest when we are being intimate.
Guy 2 is older than me by more than a decade and is divorced with 2 small kids. He is very nice and we seem to click. The downside for him is he doesn’t want more children and I do.
It’s getting to the point where I need to make a decision. Guy 1 or Guy 2? Or should I dump them both? Thoughts?
swimmingferret said: You should’ve told him to stop, regardless of ‘politeness’. But seriously, wtf did that guy think he was doing
I know I should have. I’m guessing he wasn’t that experienced or whatever… idk. I really wish I had. I said ‘ow’ but he didn’t get the message.
X-rated material ahead… Read at your own risk.
So I slept with someone and he used his dick to try and rub my clit only he missed and ended up rubbing my outer labia extremely hard for about 30 seconds and I was too polite to ask him to stop and now it’s all puffy and swollen and hurts like hell. Can’t put my legs together or sit proper. This is why you don’t hook up with people. Getting an ice pack. God Damn.
Wherein I explain why all of this is wrong:
Well, most of it. 90’s sitcoms were great.
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